07 November 2007

Good to Know!

In case you missed this on Yahoo today, here's some British entertainment. I am glad to know Law #5 for two reasons: 1) So we don't illegally deny someone access to our house! 2) In case I ever need to take advantage of the law and use the "loo" when I'm out and about! It's good to have Law #6 stored away in my memory should I get pregnant while I'm here. You might find it odd to have these two laws about using the "toilet" but it really does make perfect sense. When we first arrived we were out shopping and Mark asked in the TK Maxx (like TJ Maxx) if they had a "Gents Room." He was informed that they didn't nor would any other store in that shopping center because a store can only have a public toilet if they are licensed to sell food/drink. This is okay if you are making quick trips to stores, but if you are out for any length of time it can really pose a problem! I really might have to knock on someone's door the next time I get stranded...I wonder what would happen! Enjoy the article...

LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law.

Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series.
And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal.

Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman's hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England.

A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is allowed to be publicly topless, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931 people for UKTV Gold television out Tuesday.
Nearly half of those surveyed admitted to breaking the ban on eating mince pies on Christmas Day, which dates back to the 17th century and was originally designed to outlaw gluttony during the rule of the Puritan Oliver Crowmell.

The laws and other regulations were culled from published research into ancient legislation that has never been repealed although subsequent statutes have rendered them obsolete.
Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.

Most ridiculous British law:
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)
2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)
3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)
4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)
5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)
6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)
7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)
8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent) (HUH?!)
9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)
10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)


Anonymous said...

These laws are a riot. Wonder if you were ever get to use them. You guys are in my thoughts and prayers

Ronnica said...

Thanks for the laugh. I guess it makes sense that an older country would have even more ridiculous laws, since there probably good reasons to put them on the books at some time.

Greg said...

So if I visit and go to york, I shouldnt wear my kilt, dance like riverdance, and fire my bow and arrow into the air yelling "long live robinhood"?